Freaky Fry

I drove tractor trailer across country for years. I went to a riverboat in St. Louis I think. I lost from the first bet to the last. I felt like we all feel when we have been beat, all I wanted to do was to get out of there. The boat didn't actually go up and down the river it is moored there all the time. They close the place for "an 8 hour cruise" where you have to stay there the full 8 hours. I could look out the window and see my truck in the parking lot but couldn't get to it as security was in charge of keeping you on the boat for the full 8 hours I guess it was some type of regulation or something. I toyed with the idea of pulling the fire alarm but would never do that. I went to security once again and under their breath I am sure they were saying here is that a**hole once again. I told them I had chest pains and asked them to call an ambulance. They took me into the back room and opened the exit door. The head of security asked if my chest felt better now? I took a step outside and said yes. I never looked back and never went back. Worse type of gambling "cruise" ever.

I once got a 10 pack of floating frames from my local Indian, after looking at it for awhile, I realized they were factory rejects! (having not putting the mounting hole on the photo insert side, meaning the photo falls out when hung. When I was a higher level players club member, I would get better stuff but there were always ppl that got even better stuff. Having the highest tier (copper) I questioned their gift giving policies and they said it was "just that way". I would get Forman grills up the ass but little old lady would get the plasma TV, made no sense! 

I once got a 10 pack of floating frames from my local Indian, after looking at it for awhile, I realized they were factory rejects! (having not putting the mounting hole on the photo insert side, meaning the photo falls out when hung. When I was a higher level players club member, I would get better stuff but there were always ppl that got even better stuff. Having the highest tier (copper) I questioned their gift giving policies and they said it was "just that way". I would get Forman grills up the ass but little old lady would get the plasma TV, made no sense! 

From what I've been told...Native don't follow fed regulations on machines, only tables. Watch out for server based systems (not traditional one micro-chip, one machine) as they can change % at any given time without having to reboot. I also believe that this falls into Class 2 or B gaming (the ones with the bingo game attached) I've noticed as well that the old adage of "Play the machines by the door" fits with Tribal casinos, the hidden, or further out ones are tight(er) and the stand alone end cap type machines seem to payout more with heavier foot traffic. Max bet isn't as good in a tribal as it is @ a non tribal for some reason, I seem to go through a bankroll quicker. Also the ones by the food courts seem to pay better than the ones 40 feet away. I'm just stating what I've noticed from my local Tribal(s) (of which there are 3 different Tribes @ 6 different locations) vs local non-Tribal (7 within my willingness to go to, not including Detroit area) with a mandated 85%+ payback. No matter which you go to, it's about having fun (yeah right)

$3.68 bet Lucky Eagle Casino, Tx
won $2542 in bonus when babies came out on 7th of 8 spin. Gave me top symbol with 3X line in middle column

This was the first day they put this out at Blue Chip Casino in Indiana, I played for maybe 10 minutes and got a 4 wheel trigger... Not bad for day 1.

They still have to follow federal regulations, however they have varied state compacts on a state by state basis. Server based gaming isn't big even in Vegas yet, and while they can change the payback % with it, it's not as simple as a switch or a few keystrokes. A disturbing amount of states don't require they publish a payback% 

Four Winds New Buffalo
Only 80 year olds win there

No offense but the Indian casinos are scary. If they want you out they WILL get you out.  They will prime you with all the perks, get you addicted, then drop you. I messed up BIG there

From what I've been told...Native don't follow fed regulations on machines, only tables. Watch out for server based systems (not traditional one micro-chip, one machine) as they can change % at any given time without having to reboot. I also believe that this falls into Class 2 or B gaming (the ones with the bingo game attached) I've noticed as well that the old adage of "Play the machines by the door" fits with Tribal casinos, the hidden, or further out ones are tight(er) and the stand alone end cap type machines seem to payout more with heavier foot traffic. Max bet isn't as good in a tribal as it is @ a non tribal for some reason, I seem to go through a bankroll quicker. Also the ones by the food courts seem to pay better than the ones 40 feet away. I'm just stating what I've noticed from my local Tribal(s) (of which there are 3 different Tribes @ 6 different locations) vs local non-Tribal (7 within my willingness to go to, not including Detroit area) with a mandated 85%+ payback. No matter which you go to, it's about having fun (yeah right)